December 2007
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OMG I LOVE THE NEW YORK POST MORE THAN ANYTHING,...
Jingle Balls →
December 19, 2007 — She’s definitely on Santa’s naughty list. Sandrama Lamy, 33, didn’t need any mistletoe for what she allegedly did to one stunned shopping mall Santa Claus - plopping down in his lap and groping his jollies. Police said the 5-foot-4 Connecticut woman took the spirit of Christmas too far when “she had contact with his genitals through his Santa...
I just found an unopened block of cheese in my purse.
General James Conway loves the ladies!!!!! →
MY Reason to →
No it’s not the lizard shedding skin thing, scroll down! Ha, I sound like a woman of many vices, which I AM.
EGG on NY Mag →
woot Wesleyan Film
Good Hope School continues to embarass me. →
If you send your child to my high school, they will end up on the alumni website looking really, really weird. UPDATE: I have decided I look like a shiny Chinese Demon in this photo.
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Goodbye for another season, "The Hills"
Ann: i just added brody jenner as a friend
btw
me: NO YOU DID NOT
haha
Ann: I DID!!!
hahahahahah
omg
4: 54 PM
im lol at myself
right now
me: this is why i
Ann: haha
me: im LOL at you!
haha
Ann: im going to add the whole cast!!!!
me: good god
last night i drank wine alone and watched "lauren looks back"
probably something i hsould NEVER admit
haha
Ann: hahahahahaha
what if i log into gmail one day and it is like
"brody jenner has commented on a photo of you"
me: AH i was just going to say that!
haha
Ann: HAHA
me: i mean something along those lines
Ann: "lauren lo bosworth has written on your wall"
me: brody jenner has sent you a message on facebook
Ann: ahah
me: its like "woo LOOKING HOT ann!!! lol! brodog"
Ann: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh god oh god
anywho
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Sometimes, secretly, I am a fourteen year old boy →
Speed Racer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emile!! John Goodman!! Chrissy Ricci!!!! Susy Sarans!!!! Wachowski Matrix Tranny Bros!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! HD!! Geeking out so hard right now.
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Blacktress/Blogger/Beauty
Today is a day when I have to give a big shout out to one of my special lady friends, who is known on the internets as Sojourner “You Can’t Handle The” Truth. Twenty four years ago today, she exploded on the scene like the bombs at Pearl Harbor. She is a lady possessed of much vim and vigor, and the adjective most people attribute to her is SASSY, cause it’s true! We’ve shared many laughs,...
Diary of a Mad Blacktress →
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I have a weird obsession with Suri Cruise and this... →
Ruff Club Party Pix →
MGMT in SPIN!!! →