January 2008
47 posts
I RECOMMEND: Casa Mono (and going there with...
Last night was another marathon wining and dining with the Aunt and her news peeps. We went to Casa Mono which is TO DIE FOR. I went there back in the summer of 2005 for the birthday of someone who shall not be named, and that time I picked up the check, so you can imagine that this time I was VERY PLEASED to be taken out. Silver foxes from now on ONLY. We sat at the bar and watched the cooks...
I've really cemented a reputation for myself.
Nat: what happened to britney
Edith: what?
Nat: what is the what?
i'm not sure what you're asking
Edith: what happened to britney?
i have no idea
Nat: boo
they sent her to the hospital
Edith: ooh
Nat: kwalsh is on gmail now. thank god. she'll know something
PS- Charlie Bartlett screening is off tonight
My aunt is randomly in town and she just called to take me out to dinner tonight with her friend Andy. Which means we will go someplace amazing and get completely shithoused drunk. The last time I hung out with this aunt and Andy, we were in Bellport, L.I. this August. It was a lovely Sunday afternoon, and a bottle of Grey Goose was cracked at noon sharp. MANY bottles of white wine were...
GOOGLE WARS
Todd and I just got in to a google war over the the age of Dave Zinczenko. We were both determined to win. Anything to do to NOT work. Guess WHAT: I won!!!!!!!!! Facebook is the new Google.
Today in scintillating commentary: brodyjenner,...
me: omg!
perez says Lilo was making out with brodyjenner
!!!
Ann: WHAHAHAHAHAH
me: not our brodyjenner!
Ann: what about lauren!
lc lilo catfight
me: w.t.f.
Ann: im looking forward to it
audrina and lc v lilo
me: what if lilo makes an appearance on the hills??
that would be MAGIC
Ann: AHHHH
omg too much
it would be too good too much too good
me: too much magic
i still want to do our fake hills theme song video
Ann: ahah
mmhm
im going to start wearing crest whitestrips in preparation
for the big day
Page Six thinks I am an "armed guard". →
This is how your gossip sausage gets made: 1- I deliver a screener of Rambo to Sirius Satellite Radio to give to Howard Stern. I put it in Gary Dell’Abate’s hands. HIGH SECURITY!!! 2- Howard watches the movie and Sly calls in to the show. Howard mentions the high security and makes a joke about an armed guard delivering the dvd. 3- I pick up the DVD from Sirius, then take it to my...
IM ROUNDUP: Heath Ledger's Unfortunate Demise...
Adam: OFFICE TURMOIL
Sent at 4: 51 PM on Tuesday
me: what???
Adam: heath ledger
me: I KNOW what is that??
Raquel: did you hear about heath ledger? wtf?
me: YES!
in the nytimes!
holy s
Raquel: do you have any insider scoop? i didn't know he was living on the edge. plus, his apartment is literally on the corner of my block!
Naomi: HEATH!!!!
i need more info
good lord
i can't handle this
renfro, now heath
me: i was just about to say that
the middle schooler in all of us is crying
Naomi: so true
i think i may have to do a new blog post
Heath Ledger: 10 Things I LOVE ABOUT YOU
Catharine: health ledger has died?
me: yeah wtf!
Catharine: omg
Ellie: heath ledger died?
me: apparently!
Blake: heath ledger kicks bucket
me: i know!
Blake: crazy
now ennis and jack are both dead!
Blake: so much for brokeback 2: return of the clones
nicholas: hey
going to watch 10 things I hate about you and a knights tale if you and or anyone else wants to come over tonight
Oscar Nominations Commentary with Adam and Katie.
me: haha love your status mess
btw michael C CLEANED UP YO
Adam: w t fffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: are you what the effing juno? have to admit im a little surprised
Adam: i have to admit I am hell of surprised
Adam: like, I love women and everything, i totally love women and the movies they love
me: haha
Adam: but like, clearly the critical jury is still out on this one
me: its cause there was so much hype about it when noms were sent
but can i just say
the Diablo Cody hype train is highly annoying
Adam: people all over the world
join in
start a hype train
hype train
me: haha!
i liked the movie a lot
but the dialogue was soo annoyingly emo-precious
Adam: best director???????????????????????????????
me: ha i forgot about that one
that came out of left field TOTALLY
Adam: an employee has just accused me of hating women
me: bc of juno
Adam: because of my incredulous response to juno
me: CLEARLY YOU HATE WYMYN!!
Adam: haha
saturday morning, 10:10 am
I’ve been in bed for going on 12 hours now.
It's really effing hot in our apartment IN THE...
me: i opened my goddamn window with the fan on and was still hot
Ann: i know it was really out of control
i too was greatly suffering
i was like shouting
"IM SO HOT"
I AM
SO
HOT
“It involved a four hour jeep ride, breakfast at a camposinas house in the...”
– My mom, describing the first day of the trip to Panama she is on with my dad. Just your average vacay for Barb and Mike!
WatchI’ve recently (read: yesterday) become obsessed with the website JakeandAmir.com, wherein two College Humor employees- Jake and Amir- make humorous vidz about their bizarre office relationship. The video above makes me cry with shaking silent laughter in my cube. I really need to not be obsessed with this site- I got NO work done yesterday.
Every rose has it's thorns (BEST. TAGLINE.EVER.)
Y’all, my tired bones is ACHIN today cause, I went to the TEETH premiere last night and did not get home until 3 am! ON A MONDAY! WTF!!! The screening was at MOMA and we arrived in time to see the last vestiges of the press line, which was pretty small, but I spotted the tiny pink princess herself, the Vagina Superhero- Jess Weixler, who lives in my neighborhood and so I heard, dates this...
friday night
I’m at good world and I think at this point in time I’ve consumed more ounces of vodka than actual food.
jeremiah: hey there tootsie roll
me: cotton candy sweet as gold let me see your tootsie roll!
to the left, to the left
to the right, to the right
to the front, to the front
to the back, to the back
NOW DIP BABY DIP
ok im done
WHEW
jeremiah: ok so I think this friendship is over
me: HA!
like you have a choice in the matter
jeremiah: good point
Mirror Boiyz-- "House Party" →
Yo, my boi Joe John and the Mirror Boiyz just dropped their new single on the internets like a BOMB. It’s the simple fable of 2 Boiyz, one Lady Friend and one booty shakin, Britney Spears crashin, Elijah Wood invitin, Harry Potterin, good feelin, house partay JAM. Pls enjoi.
OMGMT! →
“OMGMT” is trademarked to Peter H. He said I could borrow it for this.
There's nothing I don't like about the new...
There was one summer growing up that when I look back on it, I have to wonder “Where the fuck were my parents???” because all I did was watch TV ALL. DAY. LONG. I still remember the line up: 8:00 AM — My mom blasts Gilligan’s Island to wake us up. 8:30 - 10 AM — I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, The Partridge Family 10 AM— ? American Gladiators, Parker...
“Why isn’t this pants more pretty on my butts?”
– Edith’s number one question for Travis the Bachelor.
Edith reminisces about a time when we had no... →
So Edith and I watched this season of The Bachelor. We didn’t have cable and so when we came home from work at night we would watch: Jeopardy, then possibly 2-3 hours of CSI on Spike TV, while sitting in our cold kitchen eating dinner and drinking cocktails (ok I was the one drinking all the cocktails, Edith was drinking tea). Alright, I will admit it, I also watched The Bachelor also...
We decided on long, luscious, golden locks.
Danny: ok, here's a project for us
me: yes yes
Danny: let's assume that you knew someone who looked a lot like me
and had curly hair
what would he do with it?
me: what would he do with the project?
oh wth his hair
haha
im such a dork
Danny: not at all
me: your hair looks fine... why are you having an issue?
Danny: oh
i guess i'm not then
haha
me: this is a funny conversation
Danny: aren't we great?
Euphemisms →
I like “Trolling for Vampires” best.
me: tell him ur on the rag
works like a charm
The Blacktress: hahaha
"on the rag"
i've never heard that
and i like it
me: "im surfing the crimson tide, bra"
you've never heard on the rag?
its a classic
The Blacktress: hahah, nope
where have i been?
me: I DONT KNOW
me: I'm living in the red tent!
The Blacktress: hahah--red tent!
me: i will continue thinking of funny ways to refer to period
The Blacktress: oh, i got one!
"Aunt FLOW is in town!"
me: yes!
This is what happens when you invite 5 friends...
So La Roomie and I had no plans for New Year’s Eve and our old roommate was in town so we thought we would have a champagne toast with some besties at 9 pm and then maybe hit the bars or maybe bed. And, um, we totally had an impromptu RAGER. Those track boys from college showed up with their new younger girlfriends, brandishing bottles of Andre. Terry showed up with a coterie of Asian girls we...
Snaps for my secret alter-ego →
Ohhh can you figure out which one is me?? It’s RLLY HARD!
LOLSlutz →
ANNND we're back!
I have returned from my computer-less exile in the Caribbean and will recommence amusing myself with this interwebz stuff.