December 2008
15 posts
Suck it, employment
My mom just paid me twenty five buckaroos to write her a press release. Woo! Livin’ the high life people.
Get ready for a little Caribbean Christmas...
Let me just list the Christmas itinerary from yesterday so that everyone is FULLY AWARE that this island (and specifically my house) is exclusively inhabited by crazy people. Definitely not your average Christmas day.
(Ok first, the Christmas Eve itinerary)
6:30 pm - Dinner at Bacchus
8:30 pm -Repair to Cafe Cohiba, a Cuban-Mexican restaurant located in a former gas station to listen...
unplug
I am retiring to St. Croix tomorrow at the ungodly hour of 8 am (which means Arecibo is picking me up at, egads, 5:45 am). Both my mother and roommate have repeatedly reminded me to “set the alarm” and “get on the plane”, after a traumatizing incident a few years ago involving late night screenings of The Departed, whiskey, not packing, ill-timed naps, missed phone calls,...
I just watched an entire episode of Yo Gabba...
I’m not sure what meaning to take away from this statement.
Bffers
Kiki: omg I will kill people for goat cheese
Katie: haha
thats why you're my bff
Today's UMWTF!
DEF LEPPARD NEEDS TO PUT THEIR LIBRARY ON ITUNES!
Ok, Update: They need to specifically put “Photograph” on iTunes. None of this 90s Def Leppard crap.
GCHAT IS NOT WORKING!!!
Danny did not receive your chat.
Michael did not receive your chat.
Catharine did not receive your chat.
AHHHHH!!!! CRISIS!
Things I'm into today, Sunday, 12/7/08
1- Rye Bread
2- Judas Priest
3- Kurt Russell
It is 10:02 am on a Thursday
And I am eating potato chips and drinking Diet Coke.
I am gross.
“And they’re just slinging and mixing like some fucking Coyote Ugly extras,...”
– Good goddamn, my dearest Blacktress continues to make me LOFL even on the other side of the world, despite our too few and far between gchats. Thank the lordy for blogs.
Umm?? Can we also talk about...
…the fact that Carver from The Wire is in Starship Troopers? And has some of the most ridiculous lines ever committed to celluloid? And also? Why I am such a 14 year-old boy nerd that Starship Troopers is seriously in my top five favorite movies of all time? And that it has the campiest cast EVER? Casper Van Dien? Denise muthafuckin’ Richards? NPH? A BUSEY?!? I mean, this ain’t...