January 2009
21 posts
AND HE GOT A TICKET TO HOLLYWOOD
OMG. WTF. I kind of love that.
I'm sorry, Norman Gentle, BUT
There is no way in hell you are 27. Jeezus, Idol producers. I mean the guy was funny when he made the Seacrest sass, but still.
Strychnine- The Sonics
Stealing this song from...
Conversations with my mother, birth control...
Mom: If you go off the pill and get pregnant, I would consider that a gift and we would handle everything as it happens.
Me: But what if I get pregnant with some retard's baby!?!
Mom: (laughing) Well, I guess that's really up to you!
Thanks, Lost.
For contributing to my irrational phobia of open dishwashers. Garden State and now THIS have instilled in me the belief that open dishwashers are instruments of death.
Sasha bravely mixes pink and red and rocks it.
She’s a sassmaster.
Ha. I love the way Joe Biden talks.
He’s so blustery or something.
ARETHA'S HAT!!!!!!
I will have whatever youth juice Pelosi's got her...
That’s one good looking grandma.
Heh, the announcer guy just said "Boehner"
Hangover Stage 2
Diet Coke (IN A CAN!!! INTERNS REMEMBER THAT! ALWAYS IN A CAN!)
Grilled Cheese with Tomato
Rachel, Keith, Chris and me just watching the Inaugs.
Will I never learn?!
That Tolley drinks me under the table everytime we hang out? That girl is an animal. I mean, I can’t remember the last time I had a hangover that actually prevented me from sleeping. Blerghhhhh.
In my opinion, the best hangover cures are 1- the beach (ah the beach for the love of GOD I need to dunk my drunk ass in a body of saltwater) and 2- orgasms. Since I’m single in the city,...
Ok it's prolly a good thing
That all of Britter’s video’s don’t enable embedding on youtube, because then this blog would be all Britney videos all the time. I would have to rename it Britvids.com because I would only post Britney videos all day long, in order to mirror my day, of listening to Brit 24/7. But SRSLY “Circus” is like the best song ever recorded.
PS- This heaven… is heaven...
JEEZUS
Ok now it’s 1:39 am on a Saturday night and I’m back from the dinner party but I. Am. Watching. Sisterhood. Of. The. Traveling. Pants. On. LIFETIME. Holy Christ. What a winner I am.
Oh dear
Well here I am watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift on TNT instead of showering and going to a dinner party. Whatever will I do with myself?
OMG you guys
# 1— I am so fucking good at Jeopardy. Like seriously, so good. Ann was impressed. NU CAREER PATH MABEE??!?! Or maybe I should just hit up as many bar trivia nights as possible and subsidize my drinking lifestyle?
#2— It’s Night Two of American Idol and I ALMOST teared up at the end?!?! WHAT. STOP IT. NOW. Think of Seacrest’s ugly poo-plaid shirt. There that’s...
Why work for your mom
Because everything I type and hand to her she looks at and says, “It’s gorgeous! I don’t even care what it says!”
So the rich dude's party we crashed on New Year's...
… had a machine dispensing Patron shots! And a room filled with foam, a stripper pole and skanks! And my sister threw up in the car with my parents on the way to the beach the next day! Happy 2009!