December 2009
29 posts
2009
God wow, what a year guys! I mean for me, especially!!!
I made some big ass life changes this year: quitting my job, moving home, having five other jobs, living with my parents and sister, blah blah blah. I’m constantly wondering if my choices were the right ones. Who the fuck knows. I’ve been feeling weird about New York lately. Like, should I have stayed there? Was I just giving up...
Is it bad that I practically MAKE A POINT to do as little work as humanly possible when I feel I am being unjustly forced to work on days when other people don’t work? Like today? Goddamn I miss the film industry’s mandatory Christmas to New Year’s blackout. It’s only humane after all.
2010 is gonna be a good year for ladies who love...
Clash of the Titans—Sam Worthington in leather. March 2010
Robin Hood— Russell Crowe in leather. May 2010
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time—Awkwardly accented Jake Gyllenhaal in leather (please note I am only going to see this to laugh heartily at how embarassingly bad it will be, ok, who am I kidding, “Clash of the Titans” falls into that category too). May 2010
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@katiewalshstx
Um ok, so I joined Twitter. As you know, I hate Twitter and have confessed as such many times. But I got curious and wanted to follow @VISFI for my local/organic goodies news. Yes, food got me to climb aboard the Twitter beast’s back. Who knows, I might become addicted or find it stupid and useless and never use it again. I’m @katiewalshstx if you want to read my one tweet, or follow...
The highlight of my weekend
My sister declaring she has to remove “Andre Agassi’s Former Mullet” from her Facebook interests after we informed her that his mullet was a hairpiece. That made him lose a match because he was nervous it was going to fly off. And that he was smoking meth at the time he bobbypinned a disentegrating mullet hairpiece to his head.
I cried laughing. Mostly because she actually...
The Playlist Best Of The Decade
Ok, kids, The Playlist team has been plugging away (well, more like gnashing our teeth, rending our garments, and angrily replying all) at our BEST OF THE 00s list. And they are pretty fucking good. Open your Netflix account in a new tab, and get to reading.
2000 (I wrote about “Amores Perros”)
2001 (I wrote about “No Man’s Land”)
2002
2003
2004
2005
2006
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High School Tales
I’m going to trivia tonight, which, coupled with my Glee obsession reminds me that in high school I was on both the Quiz Bowl Team AND in Show Choir. I’m going to repeat that. I was on the Quiz Bowl Team AND in Show Choir. Not to mention Student Council (I was a bossy bitch, no surprise there, and my best gay and I were President and Vice President, respectively. Basically we just...
Damn you Cyrus, and your infectious pop
So yesterday was a little bit of a crazy (in the head) day, what with the ex-facebooking and otter shirt purchasing, and I’m going to attribute that to listening to “Party in the USA” before 9 am. Very dangerous.
Dear Ex-Boyfriends and their Current Girlfriends,
Due to Facebook’s recent changes in privacy, I can now see your photos and it makes me want to puke. Is it so necessary for Girlfriend to have 90% of her profile photos be kissy pics of you as a couple? And, no, my crazy does not dictate that I can leave well enough alone, so please get to steppin’ on adjusting your privacy settings, for the sake of my sanity.
Fondly,
Ex-Girlfriend
Tumblrers, I has a question
Crowdsourcing time! Ok, tumblr users, when you create a new blog, via the “+ Create a new blog” button on the right side of your dashboard, I get that it’s connected to the same account, and there’s a little list of all the blogs you have, and can toggle between them to create posts and customize and stuff. HOWEVER, how does following work with your other blogs? Do your...
The Diary of Suri Cruise →
Shut it down, folks, we’ve reached the pinnacle of interweb greatness. It’s all downhill from here.
"Associated Lanai"
For the past week, I’ve been editing a video of a real estate agent giving a tour of a luxury home, and in so doing, have listened to him say about 5 million kabillion times, “associated lanai” when referring to the back porch, so that one phrase has been stuck in my head. Not that I mind it so much. In fact, I’ve just decided “associated lanai” is my new catch...
What Vegan Week Means To Me:
Stuffing myself to the point of discomfort but not feeling guilty about it because it’s all vegetables and whole grains. I had 2 lunches today. There is a third one under my desk because I forgot I planned to get lunch with friends.
Conversations with my sister
me: MARIA YOU CANT POST TAHT THING ABOUT THE NIPPLES ON MY WALLL
me: FACEBOOK INAPPROPRIATENESS
me: IM BLUSHING AND THERES NO ONE HERE
Maria: hahahah!
Maria: you know u love it!
me: no i dont i removed it!
Maria: u did??
