Sigh. I just answered the phone at work by saying, “Encoder….” I’m sure our client appreciated that. 5 fitful hours of anxiety sleep two nights in a row plus the mind fuck of trying to figure out how to convert MP4 files (seriously, EFF WINDOWS) has rendered me completely incoherent. Fembot wiring has come undone.
I just sneezed in the office. I immediately said, “Thank you,” even though neither one of my two coworkers who sit within 10 feet of me said anything. Huh.
Getting “Revenge of the Nerds: Panty Raid Edition” for FREE because the Kmart checkout people forgot to charge me for it. Simple pleasures, people.
I can’t believe I forgot to mention in my below rant all my “can’ts”- I can’t walk, can’t exercise, can’t go to the beach, and I can’t effing drink because I’m on damn antibiotics. If there was ever a time when I deserve a drink, I think it’s this goddamn week. Look out, Thursday.