Tonight’s YouTube K-Hole: X Factor
Anyone know how I ended up watching every damn audition from X-Factor and crying my eyes out!? HUH?
Started with the USA treat and then landed on the UK crack. UK pop culture is my straight up heroin. Accents and bad teeth and cheekiness oh my. Fucking UK X-Factor man. I can’t even handle it without a list.
1- FIRST OF ALL. Kelly Rowland for waterproof mascara. Done and done.
2- This handsome fucking Take That motherfucker. Unf.
3- This gorgeous Emily Blunt doppelganger judge. UM I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU DO NOT (WAIT ACTUALLY DO) WIKI THIS BEAUTIFUL BRITISH WOMAN. This woman is 23 goddamn years old. She has one of the craziest wikipedia entries EVAR (bipolar mother! cutting! council estates! swine flu!) and she is in a truly horrible rap group called N-Dubz. I cannot even express to you how much I want to be Tulisa Contostavlos. 23. TWENTY THREE. Dis bitch.
5- Irish bitches singing like GODDAMN ANGELS tryna make a grown woman cry. What is it about being Irish that makes you sing like a damn angel?
6- Big beautiful rockabilly tattooed chicks with chola eyebrows from FIFE singing the piss out of some Adele. If I can’t get behind that, I truly cannot get behind anything in this life.
Things I need now:
A gif wall of: Kelly Rowland not understanding UK accents.
A gif wall of: LA Reid reacting to really good singers.
