I was looking at my Twitter followers (I know, I have like, none compared to you, shut up) because I lost a follower and recently I have been obsessed with having an equal or greater than amount of followers to following (5 more!! Bring it on, bots!). But, um, fuck that because WHEN THE FUCK DID TAWNY KITAEN START FOLLOWING ME??? WHAT?!! This is some kind of trickery, right?
Update: It was trickery. Tawny is no longer there. Bye Tawny.